From Bali SWIM moved on to Thailand. In Thailand an argument had been simmering for a long time about the origin of the Maeng Da Kratom. As Maeng Da denotes pimps as well as cockroaches, the argument was who actually first discovered the unsurpassed stimulating and pain killing properties of Maeng Da Kratom: the pimps or the cockroaches. One side claimed it was the pimps, obviously, who needed Maeng Da Kratom to continuously maintain the extreme level of sexual energy allegedly required in their ruthless profession. The other side claimed it was the top fighter cockroaches that had discovered that a diet of Maeng Da Kratom would assure victory in almost every bout, and that in fact man learned about Maeng Da from the creepers.

Finally it was decided to settle the argument in a duel for which SWIM would be the referee. One pimp would compete against his own weight in cockroaches in a wild Maeng Da Kratom munching competition.

Much to everybody’s surprise the cockroaches came out as a clear winner. Not only did they munch much more Maeng Da Kratom than the Maeng Da did, not only did they munch their Maeng Da Kratom much faster than the Maeng Da, they even got so motivated by this enormous input of first class top of the notch Maeng Da Kratom that in the end they decided to do one final good deed and make the world a better place by devouring the Maeng Da himself. So powerful was the impact of the cockroaches, so unstoppable their approach that they almost had incidentally also consumed good ol’ SWIM, the referee himself - had it not been for his very own Maeng Da Kratom potion which made him practically invincible (and inedible anyway…) But so sparkling his aura had become under his Maeng Da Kratom potion that even the raging cockroaches bowed to his judgment - he first declared them winner of the competition and than disqualified them for unfair treatment of their opponent, Maeng Da the Pimp.

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